What to Do When “Stuff Happens”

Nobody’s perfect, and customers generally don’t expect perfection. Servers go down. Files get deleted, or misplaced. Messages are missed. Mistakes are made. As long as the snafus aren’t chronic, a good client will generally tolerate a problem once in a while. More important than whether something goes wrong is how you handle it. The subject […]

Yarn Harlot Outperforms KFC: What to Do When a Promotion Goes Wrong

A few weeks ago I blogged about the KFC Free Grilled Chicken Fiasco. KFC not only screwed up the promotion — they couldn’t even get the apology right. My wife, PDX Knitterati, alerted me to a similar kerfuffle in the knitting community over an event called Sock Summit. Like the KFC promotion, consumer demand overwhelmed […]

Can a Frequent-Shopper Program Save Lives?

There was a message on our answering machine when we returned from a trip this weekend. Hello, this is your local Fred Meyer store with an important announcement. We wanted to alert you that you may have purchased Private Selection 10-ounce Shelled Pistachios that have been recalled. You should not consume the product. You may […]

One Way to Get New Customers Fast — And Keep Them

While most of you were out having a wild Saturday night, I was home reading one of Dan Kennedy’s marketing newsletters. Go ahead. Envy me. In the newsletter, Dan described the “dry cleaner’s secret” — a method that a dry cleaning franchise operation used to ramp up its business, quickly. Using a series of carefully-designed […]

The Value — and Risk — of Rebate Offers

When I wrote recently about the ethics and advisability of rebate offers, local reader and attorney Kevin Spence had this to say: Gift cards, rebates and vouchers are all kind of a scam in my opinion. They are all designed with a certain failure rate. Whether the failure is caused by the recipient losing it […]