Why Your Advertising Doesn’t Work Anymore

Not long ago, I met with the Marketing Director of a home improvement company in Texas. The company had been open for 20 years, and for most of that time, they’d had great success with an image campaign. Sales had been good, and people mentioned how much they liked the advertising as they filled out the paperwork.

For the past couple of years, however, response to their messages had plummeted. Showroom traffic was down, sales were down. Part of it was due to the economy, but the owners suspected that something else was going on.

I watched their “window” commercial. For 20 seconds, as pretty guitar music played, the screen showed kids in a backyard, playing in the leaves. Slowly the camera panned back to show that we were looking through a window. Eventually the store logo and address showed up, and a voice came on with a slogan — “Windows never looked so good. Life never looked so good. We’re at [location]. Don’t forget to ask about our Best Value Guarantee.”

Commercial over.

When it was over, I asked the client: “Does anyone ever ask about your Best Value Guarantee?”

Her answer: “No.”

She was mystified. Her strategy had been successful for nearly two decades. What had changed?

The answer may involve the way we now process information. The New York Times has been running a series of articles called “Your Brain on Computers”, which details the effect of information overload on our thinking process. A recent installment discussed the effect of multitasking — working with multiple screens delivering a constant stream of information.

While many people say multitasking makes them more productive, research shows otherwise. Heavy multitaskers actually have more trouble focusing and shutting out irrelevant information, scientists say, and they experience more stress.

And scientists are discovering that even after the multitasking ends, fractured thinking and lack of focus persist. In other words, this is also your brain off computers.

“The technology is rewiring our brains,” said Nora Volkow, director of the National Institute of Drug Abuse and one of the world’s leading brain scientists.

How do you generate results in the age of digitally-rewired brains?

* Get to the point immediately. Your prospects aren’t going to stick around while you “ease into it.”

* It’s not enough to make your target feel good about your brand. Offer a direct, measurable benefit that comes when they do business with you.

* Pick one action you want your prospects to take, and tell them — explicitly — to take it.

* Offer a reward to take the action, and include a deadline. Make the deadline specific. “This deal ends on September 9 at 5pm” is much more powerful than “Hurry, this offer ends soon.”

One of the best tips I’ve ever heard for getting to the point comes from Dan O’Day. It goes like this:

1. Write your script, and go through your standard editing process.

2. Delete the first sentence.

3. Does the message still work? If it does, leave the first sentence out and begin the commercial with Sentence 2.

I started doing this about three years ago. It’s amazing how often the first sentence of the script turns out to be unnecessary.

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McDonald’s vs. Quiznos: Singing Fish Beats Singing Cat

The other day my ex-radio colleague and fellow blogger Jennifer Schurter brought the a recent Quiznos commercial to my attention. Quiznos has decided to use singing cats to promote their new value menu:

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In this endeavor, Quiznos is emulating Mcdonald’s’ iconic singing fish campaign. Like McDonald’s, they’re using a deliberately-obnoxious singing “animal” to cut through the clutter and grab the viewer’s attention. And they’re making an offer, which is a good thing.

Problem is, it makes THREE offers, and the offers (in spite of the attempt to tie them together with “5-4-3”) don’t have anything to do with each other. Too much detail equals confusion, and that’s the state the viewer will be in when the ad’s over.

By comparison, the McDonald’s ad makes one very simple offer: buy two filet-o-fish sandwiches for $3.00.

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And unlike Quiznos’ wimpy “for a limited time”, McDonald’s gave consumers a hard deadline — in this version, you had to buy your sandwich no later than April 4. Viewers of the filet-o-fish commercial will have no doubt what McDonald’s wants them to do, why they should do it, and how long they have to get it done.

In this particular battle, the fish beats the cat.

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A Friendly Copywriting Reminder

If you only have one store, and your prospect is hearing your commercial on a radio 25 miles away…

You are not “conveniently located”.

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Sales/Advertising Lesson From Vietnam

I flew halfway around the world for a copywriting lesson.

We’d spent the afternoon wandering through Hoi An — a Vietnamese  town near the coast that’s known for its clothing stores. It was brutally hot, and I’d already crashed back at the hotel.

My wife and sons had tired of wandering into a series of shops that all seemed to have the same merchandise, and they were ready to call it a day. They were heading for the hotel when a woman walked out of the Lucky Star Tailor Shop, poĩnted at my son Tyler, and said,

Suit for you, forty dollars!

Less than an hour later, my family walked out having ordered two suits and a dress.

At a copywriting class I attended, the instructor had us pick a client and try to summarize their value proposition in a maximum of six words. The object ot the exercise was to force us to use only words that matter.

Lucky Star did it in five — a benefit, an offer, and that’s it. No mention of the friendly, knowledgeable staff, or the fact that they also can make pants, shorts, and dresses, or that they’ve been serving the community since 1997.

Can you make your pitch in five words?

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Too Much Info

“A wealth of information creates a poverty of attention” — Herbert Simon, American Cognitive Psychologist, 1916-2001

I saw the quote in Jonah Lehrer’s How We Decide — a very interesting look at how the human brain processes and reacts to everything it has to handle. I thought of it recently when I heard a radio commercial for a Portland-area pet hospital. In 60 seconds, the commercial discusses:

  • Open since 1972
  • Offers the newest models of CT and MRI scans
  • In-house ultrasound and lab testing
  • Cancer treatment since 1978, including radiation and chemotherapy
  • Dental care
  • Flea and tic care
  • Microchip identification
  • Assistance with pet insurance
  • Courtesy exams when you get your pet from the animal shelter
  • Boarding services — dogs are walked 4 times a day at no extra charge!
  • And they are pampered with grooming services
  • National and International health certificates if you travel with your pet
  • Monday-Friday hours
  • Saturday hours, which are different from Monday-Friday, so we have to list them, too.
  • Address
  • Phone number

Can you get all that into 60 seconds? It turns out that you can, if you talk fast enough. Will listeners remember any of it? I’m not optimistic.

In my white paper, The Seven Deadly Advertising Mistakes and How to Fix Them, this is Mistake #1.

If you want to make an impression on your busy, distracted customers and prospects, don’t make them dig through a pile of information looking for something of value.

Choose one thing for them.

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