Telephone Sales Observation of the Day

You know it’s not a good sales-call day when the receptionist at a hemorrhoid clinic hangs up on you.

So let me send personal greetings to Brett J. Hubbard, Aimee Hubbard, and Steven L. Gardner at the Sandy Blvd. Clinic East. I’ve got some ideas to bring you some profitable new patients — if you call me at 503-323-6553, I promise I won’t hang up.

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Gitomer’s Gauge of Customer Loyalty

“You rarely see anyone with your company’s name tattooed on their ass.”

Jeffrey Gitomer to his Portland sales seminar audience, justifying his assertion that the company with the most loyal customer base is Harley Davidson.

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Figures Don’t Lie…

… but liars figure.

So said Mark Twain. And the Wall Street Journal’s Carl Bialik provides some great modern illustrations of Mr. Clemens’ assertion.

Ads that use numbers are “extremely effective,” says Priya Raghubir, professor of marketing at New York University’s Stern School of Business.

Which is why so many marketers twist the results of so many tests… and why competitors fell compelled to challenge the results — sometimes in court. Bialik’s description of the dispute between Subway and Domino’s over the latter’s use of an IQ score is especially enjoyable, and instructive.

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Oregon Golf Equipment Liquidation Sale

UPDATE  The liquidation sale ended on March 15.

This is just an experiment.

My clients are liquidators — this weekend they’re liquidating the stock of the Oregon Golf stores. They’ve taken over a space in Tualatin for the event. I don’t golf, but I’m told that there are major bargains to be had.They’re running radio commercials on KEX and KPOJ this week to promote it.

The “experiment” part is this: I’m writing about this golf sale on a blog that has nothing to do with golf — in fact, I don’t even play the game. I’m wondering how many Portland or Vancouver golfers will stumble onto this post and go to the sale.

Click here for all the information — dates, times, directions, contact info.

If you’re in the Portland area and are interested in this golf sale, click on the link to learn more. Then leave me a comment.

  • Tell me if the web page tells you what you need to know.
  • Tell me if you’re planning to go to the event — and especially, if you do.
  • Tell me if you heard about this golf equipment sale anywhere else, or just here.
  • If you do go, tell me if you found what you were looking for.

Enquiring minds want to know.

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You Get What You Pay For

A quick follow-up to my post on third-party marketing partnerships:

Apparently several Portland-area businesses were taken in by the free-gas scam from Florida. The short version is that the Florida company sold vouchers that were supposedly redeemable for rebates on gas purchases. In turn, they gave out these vouchers to customers as part of a gift-with-purchase promotion.

By all accounts, the local businesses were not intending to deceive anyone — they thought this was an on-the-level promotion. But the most fascinating point of view was from Jeff Garcia of Fidelis Marketing. Garcia purchased the vouchers — paying $10 for each $100 voucher — and then re-sold them to a couple of car dealerships.

Garcia said that while the deal sounds fishy — $100 cards for $10 each — it’s a common marketing equation. Like others, he said, the deal had enough hoops to clear that it’s assumed not everyone would follow through, meaning it was still possible to make a profit.

Which brings up an interesting question. Let’s assume, for the purposes of this exercise, that this wasn’t a scam, and that the company on the other end was willing and able to redeem the certificates.

If you make an offer to your customers that contains so many “hoops to clear” that many either can’t or won’t take advantage of it… how do your customers now view you? What will they tell their friends about your business? What will they post on internet message boards and forums?

What’s your word-of-mouth worth?

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