How to Get Men To Order Chicken Wings

It’s all in the presentation.


Note: I would credit this if I could, but have no idea where it originated — it’s just one of those things making the email rounds. I’m not even sure the person who sent it to me wants his name associated with it.

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Portland Mattress Store Matches Message to Market

When I consult with local business owners around the country about their advertising, I advise them that their message must be distinctive and meaningful — they need to say something that nobody else in town in saying, and it needs to be of value to their target.

Here’s a great example of this from my hometown of Portland.

Mattress Lot is a small, family-owned mattress retailer on the Northeast side of town. There’s a lot of competition in this category here — multi-location chains such as Sleep Country and Mattress World have large advertising budgets. Going after the mass market, they’ll drown out anything a small operation that Mattress Lot could put out there.

But Mattress Lot has discovered a very interesting niche. Portland has a large, loud, and passionate bicycle community — the kind of community that speaks up, and gets a lot of attention from city government. The kind of community that just might devote its dollars to a local business that speaks its language.

So Mattress Lot is now delivering mattresses by bicycle:

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Marketing guru Chris Lytle likes to say that the human mind is a card file, and most consumers only have room for a couple of “cards” in any category. If you’re the fifth place a customer might think of in your category, you’re often out of the running.

Mattress Lot may never be one of the top two cards in the general mattress category. But if they do this right, they have a chance to become the first place a Portland bicyclist thinks of when it’s time to buy a new bed.

They have created a new category, and have a chance to own it.

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An Interesting Way to Pitch Extended Warranties

At a leather furniture store I worked with in my radio days, the general manager had this posted in his office:

YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE THE FURNITURE. YOU JUST HAVE TO SELL THE FURNITURE.

According to The Consumerist, that philosophy was recently taken to the next level by a sales clerk in Staples. Is this how they teach it in the new-hire training class?

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What It Takes

The retail and airline industries are not, in general, known as bastions of great customer service. A constant onslaught of books on customer service, motivational speakers and consultants have had limited success in convincing stores and airlines to get better.

So, what will convince them? A couple of stories in this morning’s New York Times offer a clue. According to the Times, it takes:

I feel better now — don’t you?

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Another Vietnam Sales Lesson — Go Out and Get It

One of the amazing things about Vietnam, to these American eyes, is how hard the people hustle. Everyone has a product or service to sell; unlike many of their American counterparts, they’re not content to sit back and wait for business to come to them.

My family took a motorbike tour of Nha Trang yesterday — four motorbikes, four drivers, and us  on the back. We ran into our drivers again this morning parked on the street, pitching the tourists as they walked by.

About an hour later, I was walking down another street trying without success to find a bank. I had just given up on the route I was taking when “my” driver pulled up and asked what I was looking for. I told him, and he said, “No worries, I take you there.”

He took me about a half mile to a bank (was there a closer one? I have no idea), waited as I went inside, and then took me back to the hotel.

As one seller doing business with another I’d grown to respect, I was happy to overpay him.

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