What to Do When “Stuff Happens”

Nobody’s perfect, and customers generally don’t expect perfection.

Servers go down. Files get deleted, or misplaced. Messages are missed. Mistakes are made. As long as the snafus aren’t chronic, a good client will generally tolerate a problem once in a while. More important than whether something goes wrong is how you handle it.

The subject is on my mind because the Phil on Advertising E-Newsletter didn’t go out at its scheduled time this morning. One of the things that I like best about the company that distributes my newsletter is that I can write it in advance, schedule it to go out at a specific time in the future, and forget about it.

For nearly four years, the system has worked beautifully. But at 9:10 this morning, when Phil on Advertising was scheduled to land in Inboxes around the country, there was only silence. I checked again at 9:15 — nothing. 9:25 am… nada.

So I called the company — who will go nameless here because they’ve done a good job over the years — and asked the guy who answered to check it.

Him: “Oh. Yeah. We’ve been having this problem all week. We have to send everything out manually.”

Me: “So… could you send MINE out manually?”

Him: “Yeah, I’ll check with my I.T. guy and see if he can do it.”

A half hour later the newsletter was out (you can subscribe here), and I was still shaking my head. They knew they had a problem before I called. They knew that their customers would have newsletters to go out — after all, that’s what they do. And yet, “Phil on Advertising” would still be sitting in the Outbox if I hadn’t taken it upon myself to check it and call.

What do you do when stuff happens? Here are a few things that will increase the odds that your customers will stay with you.

1. Call your customers before they find out, and tell them. “Here’s what went wrong, and here’s what we’re doing to fix it.” Not necessarily a pleasant conversation, but much more pleasant than the conversation you’ll have when the client finds out on his own. In my case, an email in advance from the newsletter company would have given me a chance to warn them that I had an issue ready to go.

2. If you need some temporary help from the client to make sure everything runs smoothly, ask for it. Most will be happy to oblige. If my newsletter company had told me that for the next few days, they would have no way of knowing what would be going out, I’d have gladly called them and told them when to send mine.

3. Volunteer to compensate the customer for any inconvenience. The compensation doesn’t necessarily have to be anything big — the key is that you offer before the customer asks.

4. Apologize and let your clients know what steps you’ve taken to make sure it won’t happen again.

Marketing Consultant Paul Weyland once remarked that in the age of the Internet, you either need to make a disgruntled customer happy, or kill him and bury him in the backyard. The steps above will help ensure that you don’t have to start digging anytime soon.

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“P” is for “Pantene”. And for “Pointless”.

An absolute trainwreck of a live commercial on “The Biggest Loser”.

I honestly don’t have any idea what they were hoping to accomplish with this. If the object was to sell product, or create interest in said product, they have failed miserably.

Thank you (I guess) to Kailee Kinney of 1190 KEX Radio for bringing this to my attention.

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The Keyword — The Gift That Keeps On Giving

I’m no longer selling radio advertising in Portland — I moved into a new role as a nationwide advertising and marketing consultant with Jim Doyle & Associates about six months ago.

So it was with a bit of surprise that the term “KXL list of advertisers” appeared in my blog’s keyword list today. From that list, I knew that someone had entered the term “KXL list of advertisers” into a search engine, and wound up on Portland’s Finest Advertising Blog.

So I duplicated the exercise in Google to see what the reader may have found. Turns out that I had mentioned 750 KXL — a news/talk competitor of my former employer 1190 KEX — in a couple of posts.

In 2008.

Two years later, those posts are still bringing me a little bit of traffic.

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Social Media as Time Suck: Godin and Pastis Nail It

Pearls Before Swine

For about a year — from mid-2008 through about mid-2009 — I made a concerted effort to use social media to boost my online presence. I tended to my profile on LinkedIn, and participated in its “Answers” forum. I added a Facebook Fan Page. Put up a profile on Biznik. Tweeted regularly. And, of course, blogged several times a week.

My hope was that with a more robust online presence, potential clients would find me, learn about me, enter into a dialog with me, and spend money with me.

What I didn’t count on was all the easy time-wasting that went along with it — checking my blog stats, following links on Twitter, answering tweets. It was fun, but it was also a great way to feel like I was working when I was doing anything but.

Also, as near as I could tell, I didn’t make a dime on any of it.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve encountered a couple of interesting takes on the phenomenon. Stephan Pastis’ “Pearls Before Swine” (above) and the passage below from Seth Godin‘s new book, Linchpin.

If you sat at work watching Hawaii 5-o reruns, you’d probably lose your job. But it’s apparently fine to tweak and update your Facebook status account for an hour. That’s “connecting to your social graph.”

Don’t even get me started on Twitter. There are certainly people who are using it effectively and productively. Some people (a few) are finding that it helps them do the work. But the rest? It’s perfect resistance, because it’s never done. There’s always another tweet to be read and responded to. Which, of course, keeps you from doing the work.

At the beginning of the year, I dropped just about all of it.

I’m now slowly dipping my toe back in the water, for one simple reason:  on some gut level, I believe Bill Gates would write me a large check if only he knew who Phil Bernstein was, and I need to give him an opportunity to find me.

I’m still going to ignore Twitter (this blog goes there automatically), but the blog is now back two or three times a week, I’ll answer the occasional question on LinkedIn, post an occasional link on my Facebook Fan Page, and declare victory.

What say you? Is social media really generating a measurable return for you? Or is it just a giant time suck?

Post your comments below.

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Is ESPN Selling What World Cup Fans Want to Buy?

Copywriting guru Dan O’Day likes to advise his students that in an ad, you’re not selling features, or benefits — you’re selling results.

ESPN‘s new World Cup Soccer ad is a great illustration of the difference.

  • The feature ESPN is selling is World Cup Soccer coverage.
  • The benefit to watching soccer, the ad implies, is sex.

So far, so good — I’m reaching for the remote.

But at the end, you see the result. View the ad, then discuss.

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