Vote For Phil Bernstein in the Elevator Pitch Contest

I’ve made the Sweet 16 (out of more than 100 entries) of the Inside Sales Experts Elevator Pitch Contest. For the next 72 hours (as of March 26), I’m up against the always-dangerous Joseph Kupstas of Goodfellas Construction.

If you could take a moment to click here and vote for Phil Bernstein, my mother would be grateful.

You can see the matches in progress here:  I’m in Round 2, Match 4.

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Dental Advertising Case Study: Sleep Dentistry of Portland

Dr. Floyd Kasch operates Sleep Dentistry of Portland. As the name suggests, Dr. Kasch concentrates on sedation dentistry. His target patient is someone who is afraid of going to the dentist. I’ve seen statistics indicating that up to 40% of the population does not see a dentist regularly; in many cases this is because of fear.

Dr. Kasch has a great story to tell — he does sedation dentistry because he himself was afraid to go to the dentist after some bad experiences as a child. For this reason, he really relates to his patients. As I got to know him and the practice, I realized that if we could tell that story effectively, patients would seek him out.

I recently talked with his son and business manager, Brandon Kasch, about the process of putting the Sleep Dentistry of Portland campaign together, and the results they’ve achieved.

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You can learn more about Sleep Dentistry of Portland here

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Does Your Media Rep Matter?

Dan O’Day recently posted the story of a gift store owner who was making a potentially-extremely-costly decision. He was about to prominently feature this mistake in his radio ad. The mistake was an obvious one, but neither the owner nor the station Account Executive noticed it.

Luckily, the production director spotted it in the copy, and pointed it out to AE, who called the client. Crisis averted.

The story generated a lively discussion in the comments section about what a media rep’s job really is.

There are some advertising buys where it doesn’t matter who books the order — the campaign’s already done, the copy’s already written, and all that’s left is negotiating the price and doing the paperwork.

There are other times where it really matters who your rep is. This story involves one those times:

A Portland auto dealer decided on Thursday afternoon that he wanted to be on the air by Saturday. He doesn’t write copy, so he told me what the offer was, and I got to work.

  • Wrote a script, sent it back to the dealer, who approved it.
  • Sent it to the manufacturer for co-op approval. Learned that the factory had changed the co-op rules on January 1 (the dealer hadn’t mentioned this). Required language now much longer.
  • Removed some copy to make room for the longer co-op language. Resubmitted to the manufacturer.
  • Sent it to my contact at the Oregon Attorney General’s office to make sure there wasn’t a problem with the dealer’s offer. There was a problem.
  • Called the dealer to discuss the AG office’s concerns. Called the AG’s office back to discuss possible solutions. Called the dealer back and convinced him to change the offer and avoid a big fine.
  • Rewrote the script. Resubmitted it to the manufacturer for co-op approval.
  • Dealer decided he wants to make the same offer at two stores instead of just one. This means two versions of the script. Wrote a second version.
  • Checked the two stores’ web sites to make sure the links mentioned in the call-to-action were operational. One store web site turned out to be down. Called the store GM, learned that it was in the middle of a redesign and would be down for a while.
  • Removed the web site from that store’s copy. Replaced it with a phone number.
  • Notified three other radio groups that new spots for two stores would be coming later that afternoon.
  • Dealer arrived for his 11:30am recording session — at 3:15pm. On Friday. With the spots due to start Saturday morning.
  • Matt Jones, Clear Channel Portland Production Director extraordinaire, stayed two hours late to get the spots done. He sent them to me, and I sent them all over town.

There’s a much longer version of this story that stretches deep into the weekend (and involves a trip by Matt back to the station on Sunday. Thank you, Matt Jones). But that’s the basic idea.

This particular campaign would not have gotten on the air unless the dealer’s media rep:

1. Knew how to write good copy quickly.

2. Knew the procedure for securing co-op approval.

3. Had a basic understanding of Oregon and Federal consumer advertising law — and a relationship with someone at the Department of Justice who could clarify things in the case of a gray area.

4. Could effectively coordinate a project involving a manufacturer, a state agency, two stores, and four radio groups.

Luckily, I was available for the task. And in the words of Muhammad Ali, it ain’t bragging if it’s true.

If you’ve got a nice, simple campaign where you’ve already done all the work, feel free to call anybody.

If, on the other hand, your Portland or Vancouver-area business has a marketing project that’s too important to trust to just anybody, Phil Bernstein is but a phone call away. The number’s 503-323-6553.

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Opportunity Missed

The cover story in the current Business Week contains a powerful photograph of a man in New York’s Times Square. I don’t know him or anything about his situation, and hope he finds a job soon. But I can’t help but lament the opportunity he may have missed.

Within that missed opportunity is a copywriting lesson for all advertisers.

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In case the text is too small to read, here’s what the sign said:

Almost Homeless

Looking for Employment

Very Experienced Operations
and
Administration Manager

Desperately seeking full time
employment
with insurance benefits
for self and family
Disabled wife on 15 medications

Request a copy of my resume!

Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated

That sign was seen by hundreds, if not thousands, of people walking by as he stood on the street. This week, it will be seen by hundreds of thousands of business people who read the magazine. Some of those people might be in a position to hire him.

If only the sign had given those hiring managers a reason to interview him, and a way to get in touch.

The man has something of value to sell — his time and labor. He’s the advertiser, his sign is his advertising medium, and hiring managers are his prospects. Unfortunately, the copy is all about him, and not about his prospects.

That same sign could have contained some basic information about his experience and skills. It could have talked about the value he could deliver, and the problems he could solve, for a potential employer. It could have contained a phone number or email address — that contact information would now be in the hands of every Business Week reader.

I don’t mean to make light of his situation — I feel awful for him and his family, and sincerely hope that as I write this post, he’s getting ready for his first day at a new job.

Copywriting guru Dan O’Day puts it this way: “Don’t tell me about your grass seed. Tell me about my lawn.”

Your odds of success will increase when you make the message about your prospect, not about you.

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A Couple of Reasons Your Advertising Isn’t Working

These come courtesy of Roy Williams’ Monday Morning Memo, this week entitled “Blind Spots”. Just two points to consider — read the whole thing here.

 2. reputation.
Consider the people who don’t buy from you. Are they buying elsewhere because they haven’t heard about your company, or is it because they have? I’ve never met a business owner willing to believe their company had a bad reputation…
 

 7. media myths.
Are you anxious to find a more effective media? If so, you’ve got really bad ads. I’ve never seen a company fail because they were using the wrong media or reaching the wrong people. But I’ve seen thousands fail because they were saying the wrong things. A powerful message will produce results in any media.

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